Thursday 12 May 2011

The Seeds of Change at the Tate Gallery

So the Tate Modern’s sunflower installation falls foul of the Health and Safety Stasi. Is nothing sacred!! I’d been quite fascinated with the news that Chinese artist Ai Wei Wei had had 100million porcelain sunflower seeds manufactured to fill the grand turbine hall of the Tate Modern. I suppose they had to sweep up the droppings from the previous installation of military aircraft strung up like game birds…
As with any artwork that is mundane and boring, a bit of colourful language can give it a lift, A bit like dropping some bright primary colour into an otherwise dull grey, muddy watercolour. Hence we have a good cover story to convince the audience who have wobbled over the Millennium bridge that it really is art.
We’ve already all been fed the cover story about the tenuous link with regards to Chairman Mao’s disciples all being likened to sunflowers, basking in the sunlight of his omnipotence.
I just wonder what an art critic would have made of it had he not known the background story. Let’s ask the opinion of Mr Chumley Boden-Boden who’s only normally used to giving critiques to Birstall Art Society. “Ahh yes” He would say, (they always start with this phrase, it gives them a little thinking time) “From a distance this reminds me of the grey featureless landscape of the Fens. As we peer closer, we see that this landscape is comprised of hundreds of seeds which the artist obviously intends to reflect the fertility of the fens. By cleverly using porcelain seeds the artist demonstrates that man’s over farming of this area will eventually lead to a grey and featureless landscape. The use of cheap Chinese labour to manufacture this artwork, not only shows that the artist represents the proletariat, above any physical input to their labours, but also the cheap, exploited eastern European labourers who currently toil the field to pick up brightly coloured pumpkins that will never be eaten, but who’s nourishing contents are thrown away to make a ghoulish mask.
A bit tongue in cheek but I think a far better story than the original, I’ll bet Ai Wei Wei wished he’d thought of it first. I think this nicely demonstrates Fisher’s Inverse Law of Art Installations, The duller the artwork, the grander the cover story!!
This sort of thing reminds me of reading tealeaves, ask eight different people and you’ll get eight different opinions….
Maybe the organisers at the Tate should consider removing the 'e' from the title to reflect the gallerie's true contents!

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